If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.
But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you’re in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points.
water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants.
Expose the system. Exploit the system.
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